Watch Project Runway Season 6 Episode 8

Watch Project Runway Season 6 Episode 8

Louise is gone. Gordana, aka, Vampira, doesn’t want to be in a position where she’s old (she is, comparatively) and she isn’t afraid to lose everything because she still has that sexy Rocky Horror accent and can work on one of the nine million vampire shows out there.

Now that Irina has won two challenges in a row, she’s all puff-headed. But Snap! Logan, in a speaking role for the first time, says she thinks she’s better than the rest of them. Which, um, yeah, she does. Heidi gets all crazy up in our fashion sense by bringing out new models, all in wedding dresses. All of the women are divorced and want to turn the dresses in something wearable. I’m seeing a lot of dye about to happen.

All the women are gloriously happy to be divorced. I’m amazed at the chick who has been divorced 14 years and still HAS the wedding dress and can fit in it. Bravo!

Everyone chooses. Althea and Shirin get stuck with the women in tank dresses. Shirin is super whiny because her tank is polyester and undyeable, which is hard. But suck it up. Use those scissors! Bring out the Bedazzler! Tim appears and utters the best line of the season so far: “I’m sending in your divorcees!”

The clients are hysterical in their demands. Nicolas’ client wants everything cruelty free, including fabric. Shirin’s client wants a dress a la Cher’s Half Breed, complete with peacock feathers and headdress. Really, we are not making this up. Ohh, sad personal time. Vampira was married before and is now divorced with children. With melancholy music in the background, we see her with black fabric and calling her children. Who do not answer the phone. She is forced to leave a message, sobbing while running black dyed hands through her hair. Do they not arrange this in advance? It seems kind of mean.